Sebastian Schürmann

Talks

A curated archive of presentations, keynotes, and workshops on developer tooling, software architecture, and team dynamics. Slides are self-hosted here — owned, indexable, and permanent.

2025

All AI Art Is **** — and the Consequences for Gen-AI-Enhanced Software Development

Offensive opinions, a Godwin's Law warning, and an unapologetic take on what generative AI art means for how we build software.


2026

Building Open Source with LLMs

From purl-patrol to the ecosyste.ms CLI — developing and releasing open-source projects with agentic LLM workflows.


2025

Of Chameleons, Pipelines, Compliance, and Open Source

Bitkom

SBOMs, package URLs, and purl-patrol — keeping open-source supply chains compliant without losing the plot.


2025

10 Experiments, 10 Learnings

Picking the interesting examples out of 200 prototypes built with ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, and Windsurf — what actually held up.


2025

Observability Worst Practices: A Measured Tier List

A tier list of the ways teams get observability wrong — ranked, with receipts.


2023

Agile — How Much of a Cult Is It?

A frank look at where agile practice tips over into ritual and belief — and what to keep when it does.


2014

Surviving Your Front-End

What millions of lines of HTML and JS taught me about keeping large front-end codebases alive and maintainable.


2014

Nonviolent Communication: A Rather Violent Introduction

XP Days

An introduction to Nonviolent Communication for developers and agile teams — and why it matters when people work this closely together.


2014

Design Thinking & Scrum

Bringing design thinking and mobile UX into the Scrum process to keep delivery anchored in real user needs.


2014

Pair Programming

Theory, practice, and the critics — from promiscuous pairing and pair hinging to test-first pairing, dojos, flow, and group flow.


2014

Social Human Architecture for Beginners

On the social architecture of teams, from a developer-turned-Scrum-Master working across five teams.